Things to do when you're trapped in downtown Oakland alone in a Victorian mansion:

1. Smoke copious amounts of hash during panty-less sewing time.

2. Take down a big Oakland press fulla joe and clean the house like a spider monkey.

3. Play skin fiddle.

4. Create a shrine to the original MP's.

5. Walk around wearing only the "because I can" bracelet. 

6. Practice jazz hands in the mirror.

7. Repeat #3

8. Make voodoo dolls/ knit dog sweaters/ create found art from pharaoh hair.

9. Decide whether your finger stinks or my butt hurts. 

10. Listen to Lil Wayne at high volume and pretend Josi is here to grab an umbrella with.