Things to do when your trapped in Bend Oregon by Frozen Moisture

1. Fantasize about all of the boys equally as snow bound, probably wearing nothing but wolverine fur skin rugs and a smile.
2. Drink your body weight in sugary liquors blended with chocolate.
3. Eat your body weight in salted meats and/or macaroni and cheese mixed with the kitchen sink.
4. Fondle the lap top like it's the formally mentioned wolverine skin swaddled honey.
5. Begin a game of Risk that you will still be playing long after your hair falls out and you buy that rug that makes you feel/smell like Burt Reynolds.
6. Listen to everything Lil Wayne has ever touched with his raspy pipes.
7. Wax intellectual about the merits of getting cosmetic surgery vs. growing a personality.
8. Listen to Ms. My Butt Hurts slouching towards an A in Meth 10.
9. Weep salty tears over been ripped violently from the loving arms of my butterbean. Once said tears are dry, cry more. This should occupy at least the afternoon.
10. Consider a trip to Newport Markup to buy whippets with which to annihilate the last vestiges of brain activity.