Ran across this lil' advertisement whilst meandering through the hilarity that is the casual encounters section of Craigslist. Oh ladies, take a number, because I know you're all gonna jump at the chance to fuck this Uber-Douche hot steamy style. While I try to only fuck men with self-respect and good looks, I think I might make an exception for steroid-boy here, only because he has got to have the biggest balls this side of the Mississippi, posting not only his photos for me to belittle, but also a nice analogy of his entire thought-process in the following neanderthal-esque 21st century cyber mating call:

"I am 26, just moved here and am looking to get my cock wet. I'm good with anyone 20-40 though considering this is strictly for hot steamy fucking, I would love a woman who takes good care of her body with a huge sexual appetite. send me a pic if interested in a night or more with me."

Well, since you put it that way, please, oh puh-leeeze can I fuck you? I'll go the gym, I'll be hot and steamy, I'll- wait, no, I won't do any of those things because YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD! You look like Sloth from the Goonies threw up on your shoulders to make your face, then punched it, causing irreversible damage. As a matter of fact, I would rather have sex with my own vomit than you. Do you hear me? Vomit has more sex appeal than you. So start saving, because that prostitute your going to have to pay won't come cheap.