So your girl, miss MPP herself, is out and a boot doin her thing. Aka, getting awesome, setting standards, lowering bars, pumping Lil weez, reppin the white hood like it was her JOBBBBBB! First thing I run into some random friend of my dads who was hot in the day. And by day I mean back when Jodeci was forever my lady. So being the generous butter bizzzle that I am I flatter this old fuckwit with some kindess and sho nuff his call the cops Imma a gonna takeyo kids chick decides to see your girl as a threat. Now, at my best I am a bee bee gun. It is ten kinds of fun watching these kinds of people getting all Lucy and Desi on this bitch. At some point in the night, and here night is 8:30pm, so your MPP is still straight like Brad Pitt, this woman says to her man in what passes as whisper voice,"Fuck you, go talk to your hot little friend, and just so you know, she has.......a mullet." Yup. Currency is short on top long on back here in Manzanita.
What else?
For fucks sake, lord jesus, send me some Smoke's, Swivnuts, Thunders, Cuts, and the well formed fighting lazers of this urff before I throw myself into the sea!
This town is strange at best and stupid at worst but I can say one thing. Every one this town can run a chain saw and for now I spose that will do. But don't get your sad little hopes up. Only one Mustang can handle this pony and you know who you are.
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